The Villian

So today while I was slicing veggies preparing my meals for my co-op dinner group I had this little car drive into me, around me and all about the floor. 

I was half paying attention, until it started to pester me a little and I gave the driver, Sarah my full attention. It was then when I realized what was going on. 

Me: Sarah? What are you doing?

Sarah: I'm just tying up Strawberry Shortcake.

Me: Oh... well, carry on.

And here is pretty much what happened next.

"No one can save you now Strawberry Shortcake!"

"Bwa-ha-ha"

"Help me! Help me!"

"I have tied you up, and you are my prisoner!"

"Oh No!!!"

"You are mine... now, to think of a plan."

"How to disguise my villainous ways?"

 "Play Innocent?"

"Act Natural?"

 "Nothing going on here...mom"

I don't know where she comes up with this stuff, but I love it. 

Today Sarah also told me that she "hates" girls, and only likes to play with boys. That is until I mentioned Eva and Emery's names... I guess they are the exception to the rule. 

Meanwhile, Abby is plotting her own villainous acts...

 pulling every possible book off of the bookshelf...

Maybe she was doing research for Sarah,

"Hmm... how does Cinderella's evil Stepmother take care of things?"

What ever her plan, it was just too tiring for a two year old.

Exciting times at the Stephenson household.

Feeling the urge to rent "Despicable Me" again.

Maybe tomorrow.